Joy is a character in two of my books in the Suddenly Free series. She roasts her husband at a birthday party:
“George has been adventure to live with. I didn’t know it was going to happen, but George has been like appliances and other handy items that many wives possess, but they aren’t better than my George. For example:
“George is like a mascara—he makes me look good, but runs when I cry.” She looked down at him. He smiled back.
“George is like a copier—he’s been great at reproduction”. His adult children pushed and whacked each other. Someone hooted. George just applauded toward Joy, and raised his eyebrows.
“George is like a place mat. He shows up promptly when there's food on the table.
“George is like a pair of stiletto high heels—they look great on me,” Joy looked at him and winked, “and are very handy in an emergency.
“George is also like a curling iron—always hot and always in my hair.” She looked at Rev. Dunwoody, and said apologetically, with a shrug. “We’re married.”
“George is like coffee—the best ones are rich, warm, strong, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night. And he IS the best!”...
Lol.after Reading this I Didn't know weather to cry or to Laugh :'-( or ;'-D :Enjoy it.
A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with
her husband by
her side, she turns to the husband and said
WIFE : Honey, I have a confession to make...
HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear!
WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to say it so that
when I die
my spirit will be at rest. I have been stealing
money and giving it to my boyfriend, You're
not the father of
Junior, I was the one who stole your gold
wrist watch and hid it
in your sister's bag so that you'll drive her
away.. Please forgive
HUSBAND : I know all this, that's why I
poisoned you. Keep
calm Let the poison work :'-( or ;'-D
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his
way he asked Mosso:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology,
Mosso said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on
earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking.
Mosso: asked the Professor, do you know
swiminology & escapology from
The professor said no.
Mosso : “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy
eat your assology, headology & you will
dieology because of your mouthology.